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Anonymous asked: Yarbles. Tallywacker. John, can you list all the euphemisms you know for the male anatomy? Because those two were extremely entertaining.

“let’s see… okay. we’ve got junk, wingwang, jonathan thomas, family jewels, trouser snake, hairy sack of magic, nards, nads, dingdong, whanger, dork, dingus, dink, spank stick, flesh trombone, the shakuhachi, mister happy, the fun zone, pork sword, bits, frank and beans, first prize, pecker, dudely firearm, wacky one-eyed wonder weasel, the lizard, beef truncheon, and of course that old time-tested favorite, cock!

i also have a friend who calls dicks bone bulges, which sounds kind of gross.”

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I don’t throw in much for AUs, at least not in the sense that I follow them, but god damn it. Something about John saying “Ruin Easter with my tallywhacker” is making me laugh until it hurts. Damn. 

“Hairy sack of magic.”

(via cameraremember)

(Source: brainbent, via ouranje)

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  1. sanguinemantra reblogged this from assbuttmcgee and added:
    JOHN YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE
  2. apeshitbonerners reblogged this from brainbent and added:
    duedly firearm…
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    DUEDLY FIREARM………………………………….
  6. tuataratough reblogged this from brainbent and added:
    Felt like this list needed to be brought back. Rereading Brainbent. This stuff is so tasty.
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    I don’t throw in much for AUs, at least not in...I follow them, but god damn it. Something...
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