November 2011
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October 2011
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Before you speak ask yourself: Is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it...
– Shirdi Sai Baba (via dirtcrumbgoddess)
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I’m so lucky to have him.
September 2011
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Sex, food, music, and sleep.
Top notch of all.
The four best things in the world.
I’m not a hedonist…I just know how to enjoy life.
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You know how you're up late at night and you're...
UGH AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE INTERNET?
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Reblog with your middle name..
witchyfishbones:
pomatos:
tsunko:
shaceface:
inthisdustyrabbithole:
vaporforbrains:
madscientific:
thatbitchvain:
fancyoctopi:
lompsyoufuckass:
corpse-san:
hurricane-touchdown:
adamsifo:
Lawrence
Manuel
paige
Nicole
Lomps what are you doing with my middle name
Christine. orz
Michelle
Elizabeth
Diana
Dawn
Allyn
Anna
Ellen Malienya Jamien….no...
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Anonymous asked: Yarbles. Tallywacker. John, can you list all the euphemisms you...
– I don’t throw in much for AUs, at least not in the sense that I follow them, but god damn it. Something about John saying “Ruin Easter with my tallywhacker” is making me laugh until it hurts. Damn.
“Hairy sack of magic.”
(via cameraremember)
a: I've got a knock knock joke, you start it
b: Ok. Knock knock
a: Who's there
b: Wait what
Sometimes I look at purely concrete cityscapes and think “What have we done?”
Why do you say "paid" and "laid" but not "plaid"...
Ugh English why you so crazy.
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